Who does not like at birthday parties? Birthday celebrations are still a great thing.
As a child, I do not like going to birthday parties. However, my parents said always "Mäusi if you all always cancel, then invites you later not recall any more!" Brilliant! That's what I wanted. My opinion changed quickly, however, when my father adds: "Even worse thing is that then nobody comes to your birthday parties!" "Waaaaaaaaas ????" I yelled," That does not work, then I get no yes No more gifts! Who is to me because then next year the Limbo Dance Maxi CD gift? "So I sat frequently in the car, driven to a number of cotton balls Pust parties for Retarded. While other children went up almost to the chin festgezwirnte Partyhat when hitting pot joy , I just sat bloodless and motionless in the corner. Drunk was my only hope of the misery to come. A glass of lemonade had enough. My blood was flowing from his head to my toes against boredom. After 1h sit and watch me then the shoes were too tight. With swollen feet and defiant look, the party hat stretched over his eyes, so I tried to get out of the Jesus sandals. "Who wants to play blind man's bluff?" The birthday boy screamed with sugar shocked voice. "Oooooh no, I thought," another one of Bumsbirnenspiel ", the de Kopp think even in non-off '." "Now, like Marie start provides the time", said since the Gebutstagskindes dear mother. "No, not like the Mariechen start fucking hoe!" I thought to myself as I wildly shook her head. As the mother drove from their claws, "Listen lady, this is the birthday of my daughter and all have fun, just you sitting in the corner and make a face like a mope. Now I associate you with her eyes and then you play. Basta. "" Connecting you look but the eyes, you stupid cow, "I wanted to say, but since I already had wrapped around my head the Schaal. One day I would avenge bitter at this and thinking Zipfelklatschern dwarfs.
beautiful One Day middle of the nineties, it must have been winter, I was invited to a new Gebutstagstortur. Or rather, to the homage of the best friend of the above birthday queen. She was the daughter of a clergyman. Sweet girl. Sort of like Katy Perry just not as famous. Russel Russel oh why Katy? Karsten Karsten oh why Carmen? So now that I do not want to have Russell, my husband, who for me is to incarnate "The Guardian" is perfect for me, but Russell is already a funny guy. I digress. Back to cramp birthday. What is needed here, in addition to polished teeth to go on a birthday? Right. A gift. So now I had already concerned. The only thing I was missing was adequate for the 11th birthday card Blessed birthday my friend. Sun went with my dad and I to Mc and Paper Co. and bought a wonderful folding card made from recycled paper. We must not forget that I was invited to a pastor budget, as did my father and I recycled paper to preserve our God-given planet is extremely reasonable. Delighted with my super thoughtful card I sat in the back seat of our VW Passat and was looking forward to Carmen and her bright eyes when she opened my card. My father put me off at her house and said goodbye with the words: "Much Spaaaaahaaaaß. All children had already gathered when I was Carmen's neck. "Happy Gebuuurtstag. "Here's your gift, but make 'on the first card." Carmen, carefully tore open the envelope and pulled out my card. The card was folded 6x. On top of the card read: "For your birthday, I brought you something delicious." Carmen smiled at me. "What can that be?" "You have to develop the map," it gushed out of me last I excitedly hopped from one foot to the other. Carmen was around my statement, and suddenly was Muxmäuschen silence around us. "And and and and and? Yummy, right? "I asked her expectantly. Carmen had unfolded the map to complete. Carmen winked a life-sized, muscular, tanned strippers in thong and only with a pink bow at the neck held contrary. Equal to its family jewels was great: "Only for you. Happy Birthday wish. Does "their problem if you want to fold a map back together and it does not fold back for some reason so beautiful back like it? Carmen had exactly this problem, which tried to fold the wild but bashful Nackidei again before their parents entered the room. Unfortunately, it failed in this project, which their parents my gift once confiscated in order to search for other sins. I could not understand the fuss at all. After all, Adam was indeed probably naked as God created him and Adam think they even recycle. Amen
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