Black Skin In Stretched Ear

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I have found solution to the puzzle! Now I know why Nostradamus could see the future. My duty of care requires, to warn you at this point. The following disclosure is strictly confidential. Only the bravest and mentally stabilized among you should read more.

Well, here has thus separated the wheat from the chaff, and I welcome the intrepid reader of Smithies. One last request before I get you out of the Dark: Maintain the following classified information under the guise of total secrecy and destroyed these lines sound after you've read it thoroughly. Are you ready to the mystery of Michel de Nostredame air and enter the circle of the sighted? Okay, you have willed it otherwise, I will Now you ignite the extinguished light in the dim eyes: Nostradamus had an accomplice - a Seehilfe, more precisely, he had a pair of glasses! No, you do not you have smeared the Filzbrille, just let me explain how I came to this statement evacuated. Yesterday I was in the past and own one of these since Nostradamus perspective-expanding eyepieces. Unbelievable what I until a few hours everything was hidden. I see the time u (h) rplötzlich with different eyes. Even my husband, Mr. Smithies has discovered the change to my focus. I try the truth about my enlarged eyes but still keep a secret from him. I'm not sure whether he would deal with the resulting changes. Since my eyes were open, I try to support my glasses These facts related to this and I succeeded. I have collected together some abnormalities. There must exist a hidden ring of the seer. The Order of the Eagle Eye with the same visual prostheses to my face from now on will adorn. The members are no strangers. Nana Mouskouri, now 76, has the clear view since 1959. After a lengthy detailed investigation of their past, I came across a hidden sign that encourages me is that it belongs to the Order of the pupils dilated. In one of her lyrics that "... In the distant land , w o any of you , waiting there behold the stars at night g anz different. is where the world is so foreign to u nd you're lonely ... "(from" White Rose of Athens "). Friends, I was almost as steamed up the glasses I roared these lines through the data highway of my upper story. Apparently Ms Mouskouri can with their jars not only see into the future, but is also capable of other identify planets and galaxies. Another reason is the Order Sehverstärkter suspect Woody Allen, 75 years old, all-round talent and the way a film director. Woody has to form the current head of the clan. He once said: "Eternity is long, especially towards the end." So he has seen the end. I am sure this expansion of clairvoyant ability takes years of training and a master who was with his glasses as it were, deformed. If you look at pictures of Buddy Holly look, steals one of the suspicion that this might be exactly been such a mentor. Buddy was born in 1936, so to speak to you and you with his nose contraceptives. Mysteriously, Buddy came in a plane crash in 1959 killed. The cause for the crash the pilot was given a Instrumentenablesefehler. I think that, according to my accurate verification, seems quite unlikely. More likely it seems to me to my unique theory: Buddy Holly had to protect the secret of the Order of the Eagle Eye and crack, Richie Valens and The Big Bopper, who had come to him to be on the ropes, together with the supernatural vision aid in the abyss of death. Buddy had offensichtlch with the text line: "Everyday it's a-gettin 'closer , Goin' faster than a roller coaster Love like yours will surely come my way ...." In his Musicians betrayed. I had it at Big Bopper and Richie's body found highly suspect, as Buddy could foresee with the magic lens, that "the love that is their cross his path." What me goose bumps, however caused, that the police, then after the crash, Buddy's bloody glasses sure to put the cause of the crash to be clarified. I wonder whether the cutlets sensed something too. They claimed the reason why you gave Buddies glasses until years later, the family of Holly, was that they had been forgotten. Who believes it will be saved. Experiments they did with the forecast glass. Area 51 in Nevada, is a joke against Mason City, Iowa where Buddy Aircraft acquaintance with the ground closed. The whole UFO ramblings is a charming little diversion of the owner of the bar Little A'Le'Inn , which was built next to the Area 51, to distract from the Order of Adlerklüsen. If you look at the link below the picture that was taken in Little A'Le'Inn, look fly, a very good ears. You can see on the left side of the photogram but two unknown carrier of clairvoyant eye glasses: http://www.kiwibean.com/BeanBio/GoingPlaces/LittleALeInn.htm .

last and next to me, at 56, youngest Seer was my turn under the microscope, is Elvis Costello. As well as his musical comrades seems Elvis Costello's future visionary investment between the lines of his musical process: "I'm a man with a mission in two or three editions , [Chorus:] And I
'm giving you a longing look. "I know what he craves, I've seen it through my own horn-rimmed glasses. The future looks bright! 2013 will come. However, I knew even before the arrival of my crystal clear view that the Maya and their precise calendar have been wrong with the doomsday end of 2012. reached the end of days me and my clouded Look after only a few weeks ago when I was sitting on the bowl and my three Apokalyptischen Reiter the last piece of toilet paper in his face snatched. What can I say, with glasses would not have happened. I now, after the demise of my heal small toilet world, sitting here, I owe one demon to deal with the devil. The fact I have a 1987 Hopsspiel in Kindergartenklosett met. When I stepped Hopsspiel said, from today's perspective, fortunately on the joints of the tiles and then pulls a well known, the devil. Beelzebub, the player is born, but always ready for a game and he promised me eternal life after I hit him with Hopsespielchen 1a with bees. In return for its willingness to have done me a favor, I had to promise only to place one day my most valuable asset disposal. It seems to me, he spoke of my soul. As he does at that time in the closet to believe, from my supposedly seeming self-talk with the devil, frightened playmates, but not further specified has and expect a 4 year old, can not know she had a clue what he was talking, I'll give him at the next opportunity instead of my mind, proffer my glasses. My father says I see the frame anyway as if I was hiding anything. Who know if my father is not already on the way to reveal my secret. In contrast to Buddy Holly, I would like my best buddy, so save my father, friend Hein for a further 69 years and so I just not want to know what the future holds for us!

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clearing up and cleaning are immediately after dogs pick up sausages, two of my favorite tasks. When a deathly longweilig Groundhog day, and already at the dawning morning greets you with a broad grin, is any change, right.

Since there are women at a time when the neighbor's toupee also quite charming accident "of Princess Valiant and Molly" ringing the bell at the gate of the residence Smithies, friendly but at an early hour in order to borrow a pinch of salt. Residence Porte. Now think of the reader, I sell myself on investment! Far from it. Since the U.S. accommodate me, I am ennobled normal. The Homeland Security Officer at the beautiful panel Airport in Newark has beaten me to speak with his iris scanner for Knight of Couchonien (which not far from the beautiful Bedieniungen is). How else could one explain that Mike, with a penetrating voice, the following sentence has captured on the answering machine: "Hello! You have reached the Smith's residence, after the tone please leave a message! "I suppose I must get used to it that you first seek an audience with me on the answering machine before I pick up the phone. Mike knows his way around there. He has never namely the Tonbandbuttler so that jingle after 2 times heard his sweet voice. Then I put on my silk slippers of course no chance to pick up the time to be a woman of the people. I'm just wondering why I was in our Residence still must make their own finger.

In the first weeks I felt like I was "resurrected from the ruins and faced towards the future". I was totally in my new role as a Jedi Knight on the TV channels. No pants gave me more fit, so I went on it! But that was me and my light sword is not in the least put out of. The force was with me! Suddenly and unexpectedly began my Dark Lord, however, to the regulator whistle. "I have no more fresh underwear, you've washed this week?" Mike asked me, raising his voice as he searched the closet for unused Dödelwärmern. I threw my wed spouse, from the sofa, a dark look at, pursed his lips and read announced: "You have reached Luke Skywalker's residence. I'm on the dark side! Here we are not wash the skid marks from the bushes burn, but the panties in the fire of burning lava! "Mike was not placed on the joke," Beep. You have reached the Emperor's hotline. Everyone who has two hands and a brain the size of a pea will immediately get their asses of the sofa and wash my skivvies! NOW. So I knew my otherwise so well ventilated sailor did not, but now his lungs pumping pretty hard. Before I even cut off the hand of Lord Helmchen, I threw better in no time the washing machine, and in an instant, as if from magic raft, and began to swirl on the drum. It would also be nice stupid was my Lord and master of his desire not to comply, or he would have to go without Pupsstopper to work. Not to imagine what would have happened if the fly had been open to the emperor before his subjects. After I my love now so that, admittedly, small favor had done, and I was the sole control of my action space of 1x1 meters between coffee table and dreary, I decided the golden cage that aufdiktiert me from the busy, California, Immigration Office, with its ban on working was to be disloyal. I performed the dirty work in our residence in person and without any pressure of my Emperor. blow the Staubkrümmelchen of the furniture began to take on fun and so decorated with a satisfied smile my rosy face and a funny little song on his lips, I dried the Pipipfützchen our family dog, "Wendy the leak" with my hair dryer: "That makes little financial from all alone, my husband says that bit budget can not be so bad, my husband says, how a woman can not complain at all, is incomprehensible, my husband says and what my husband says exactly right. I need to know because I'm his wife. "

What I am glad I got taught before my knighthood which means discipline and order. Apart from the drill of my kindergarten teacher Mrs. Knoche, my parents have done a great service to initiate me into the mysteries of the Financial beautification and conservation. As a small child had to me a grudge is nothing more than my thoughts. The only clean up what I had were my ideas, otherwise, with me everything was spotless. Vodi My question is now determined whether I have hired a ghost-ghost writer and he has confused my manuscript with that of Martha Stewart. This I can only say clearly: "No Dad, I need your memory a little helping hand." You will surely can remember my sense of order. Who's your nice because with not even a spring, such as "Rainbow Johnny sat in his tepee and every grain of sand Baltic tortured individually from the ceiling to keep them free of Pitiplatschengmaschenstrickstranddecke the gaps? Multitasking capabilities and thorough I was. How else do I have this cleanliness discipline as accurate with a Farting abgepellten wieners between the first two tunes, on my pink plastic pot, and with deft ears breathing in order not to lose consciousness to master, can? You can not say yes well that I ever crawled with even one grain in the sight of the wigwam. I have defended my immaculate unpolluted canvas palace before the smudged with sticky Nasenrotz Dune Burrower. batting with all 10 fingers pointed with a straight face, I hit the filthy invaders crawling flight. I still have calluses on their hands. When you really remember exactly were my first words, which I combined with the scruffy beach and breathless by the how licked, squeezed Titi "Iiiieeeh, bah, bah." Well, now it dawns on you so slowly, Dad? Maybe I should buy a couple tomorrow sand molds, a sun hat straps around the chin and go to the local beach in Florida. I'm sure a few photos of me in the birthday suit, on a blanket, sitting with a disgusted face and feet contorted with pain gracefully behind, by the above described accessories angehübschten, ears folded, would your forgettable turns in terms of "Malie Ulieses early aversion to any type of sedimentary rock and disorder "in the jumps to help. See, I knew it, I must only show you the memories of tickling. possible to paint a detailed picture of what happened before the imaginary eyes of the reader is already half the battle. The other part of the rent is always nice to stay with the truth. Both I can from the depths of my wigwam seal with an Indian word of honor. Hau, tribal leader of the "clean-held" has spoken!

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So now it will probably hold for a while, I've taken the whole bottle by the geschwülstigen trunk. Hopefully I find my teeth from not!

Here in the land of undiscovered wonder drug, one can never know whether it was not by the use of some drugs lose their lovely soles entsprießt or a even a third hand from the coccyx. Where would I get a cold little hand in handy very much, I itch namely the moon.

extreme caution in drug selection in the supermarket of his confidence, otherwise you have the indulgence. Only about 91% of medicines sold in the U.S. are approved by the FDA. As a German I the 91% come from pretty much. What about the remaining 9%? I suspect Miraculix and MacGyver have a lab GmbH founded, peddling unexplored Dünnpfiff funds through ebay. So it seems to me at least before I read the following sentence to packages of semi-legal health products, below the mode of action: "These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to be to ... "Attention Friends of the 100%: . ... Diagnose, prevent or cure disease" Assuming, then the package insert by, while the soul from the body rattles, the Rechtselstaben Verbuchsler have devised a very charming section-The contraindications and side effects. One should Micaculix and Daniel with the jet so they do not accuse one had not warned of their product. Besides, heavy metal bowel movement, anal bleeding and certain colon cancers flashes at the end of a list of undesirable effects of the scythe against the Grim Reaper. Fantastic! Not only that one, despite the magic potion, is now so therefore get the Flitzekacke in full bloom, 'No, now it is even tear the hooves high.

If, become worse in Case is now so survived the blind test remains choice but when the third Hand over the rear sight to wash carefully in order not to have ignited the cuticle. Prevention is better than cure. otherwise there is a risk, after recovery, anal volcano eruption, einhelfen is once again a Remedium from the pharmaceutical need to Hades to save the fingers of the extended back.

In the GDR we had no FDA, therefore, the Westerner probably also carried out secret tests with drugs not approved remedies to us Ossies. That says anyway netdoktor.de the website. Honni, the left sock, is intended to be pretty fun to pay in tear-resistant D-Mark. The side effects of the drugs were so strong that it had to be discontinued after a short time. Probably the patient horns have grown. I always knew! I was part of a series of tests and my parents were exploited shamelessly for it. How else could one otherwise explain that I grew out of the blue and for no apparent reason, a tennis ball from the side of my gooseneck. Within a few hours of tennis ball swelled up to be a second head. "Wilson", my new neck brother came out of place in front of my parents and they dragged me worried on a rainy day in 1988 in the emergency department Children's Hospital in Berlin-Buch. After all 'my minutes of joy and sorrow my carpet edges crashes and Bath shipwreck, which got me so many times to visit the nice doctor, I was could have at the entrance of the hospital believe my new, swollen dude on the neck like to move in with me. We would have to flip back and disappear without being seen from this dark place. Unfortunately, my parents were there quite a different opinion. Klodeckelgroßen their hands wrapped my tiny little hands mess so tight without a chance to escape. Well-educated as I was, again, I followed them. Silent on the hospital floor and dragging the upper body down to the waiting room of Woman doctor pill with the big glasses. Woman doctor was not unknown to me. Six months ago I visited my children's pill at the eggnog, which ran from my nose caught a cold, or more precisely to take under their magnifying glass. They also wanted to look in my throat, I allowed her not. I do not show all my tonsils, part of the good decency. "You see Marie-Luise, already over," the cobra whispered in my tear-stricken face as she pulled the needle out of my fingertip to my blood to decrease. "What is this doing here?" I thought as I sat sobbing with my mom about the injustice of the world, on the lap. "It does hurt but what the nasty aunt makes since. But I have nothing on except a tumor the size of a football neck. To be different is in the 80's but modern. I want to get out of here! Help "" Then Marie-Luise, like we are done, we just need to do a thing, "promised the doctor with fake smiles. "What can she do now? She has yet ... "I could not carry my train of thought to an end, as I was my father from my mother's womb tore at me to shoot with one hand on her belly. "Why is this good?". As it dawned on me, "Do not come to my butt, and certainly not at my nougat lock. I want the pants Do not pull down! Their common monsters, I can smell the thermometer already, let me in Ruuuuuhe ". My father, the Witch and the affected sisters had their hands full trying to hold me. "I'm sorry, I do not know what my little girl, usually she is very loving and well educated," my mother apologized to the storm goat. "Isilein measure, the aunt would like to only your fever! Calm down, but please, "I tried to appease my mother. "I? Calm me? It works yet? Wants to push me into what little room coffee. I am not calm down! You are doing so just as I had been abducted by aliens and you have time lenses into my butt hole if they have me down there implanted by an alien in my neck. Enough for me! "I struggled all they were worth, my head was flaming red. My mother, obviously embarrassed by my behavior tried to maneuver out of the situation "I am speechless about the Bennehmen my daughter!" Speechless, that was my cue. I took a deep breath and pressed together under steady my buttocks, I shouted with pure, well-educated heart, fervently and constantly under the constant repetition ". Shit, shit, piss, shit, shit, piss, shit, shit, piss" was my mother all Version from the face. My father began to laugh. "They must be well out of the kindergarten where she takes a blue moon, have it! Come on Chris, you better wait outside, otherwise it will never here anything. "After my mother was out of the room, I felt a brief burning sensation in the buttocks and after 2 minutes was done almost everything. "Shit, shit, piss," I shouted in tears more than my dad pulled up my pants again! For me, had only done one, my good upbringing. Since the pharmaceutical companies to think about it!

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I am impressed by the American Women's World enormous legal. While the American always been attracted fresh in the morning and a few other way by Pamela eyeliner away, I see the morning more like the fresh nuts from the squirrels tuberculate. The only thing for me to Pamela Andersrum remembers is the bad taste ... in the mouth.

game to the hair, animal smells, dressed in fantastic soft flannel pajama pants and a pair of sunglasses, I stand with arms folded in front of the naked breast at the crack of dawn in the doorway to the patio door and praise loudly and with a sugary sweet voice of our children: "Good joooooooob executioner, gooood job Wendy ... Oooh, did you poop a big, big thingy ... boooooy Goood, goood giiirl. Mommy loves you Poopsy pants. "Every time I these sentences to myself my squeaky little wiggle her tail and happily pee on the feet. However, I have the strong suspicion that my two brats not the only ones are the bare-breasted at the sight of me happy and excited with the tail wiggle. My neighbor opposite, on the other side of the channel, seems at least not from the other side to be. Yesterday he was standing on the terrace behind a palm tree, winking through the fronds. How could I see the blind man? I could not, but his wife could not and he has hewn straight from the back between the shoulder blades, so that he reeled about, among pit to car radio, fell into the bushes. Yes, because Mom had him caught cold as he stood in the still night and was going through the lenses of binoculars. In his defense, I would say that the good man owns a painting company. He wanted probably see only once, if our paint from home yet fresh as a daisy, or whether he must come over to us to make an indecent proposal. I wonder if something is wrong in his marriage. His wife is a leveled by the facade carriers. Always fresh, powdered and a radioactive smile stock. Exactly that's probably the problem. Front and rear Hui Ugh. So they are in fact the Angloweibsen. Front rum to make a thick blouse, but in the bathroom turn secretly supported Schlübber on the left. Who in American homes goes by and wonders why all cars are parked outside the garages and not in the garages, must write the following abbreviation in his vocabulary booklet: GAU - Worst case disorder. All junk, no longer fit in the cabinets of the bursting apart 300Quadratmeter small house finds its way to the Two Car Garage, or as I like to call War Two garage. War because it is both his way into the garage and back out of it must fight. Since I praise the One War garage. If you need to fight only pure, at least you will not buy more to get out to other Schnulli. "He died alone and abandoned in the middle of his wife's unopened QVC shipping packages stored in his garage War One. Rachel Zoe got it blessed, "" The Lucky "think Now all German-speaking male Americans, "I wish I could also take a six in the lottery!".

I pity all Two Car Garage owners. Because the garage is not even the worst. From cleaning up let alone from cleaning the house American women have heard for generations, namely, nothing more. "What, the comb does not belong in the butter? But my husband saves but the hair pomade. "" I do not understand what you have, why do you want it not in the same bed with the sheets and sleep the pillow where the dogs usually turn their Puperze rub along? "" I'm sorry that you are at 6000 meters awareness have lost, as you tried our laundry Mount Everest to climb, but I had told you you should order the oxygen mask that I have shown you at your arrival on the shopping channel. "I do not know where it comes from all the dust I'm still swinging only at the feeder before 3 years the last time the cloth. "" Oh come on, give me the fork here, the remains of microwave meals from scratch 2 weeks ago I brighten up, "" Marie, I'm over here, behind the 2 tons of decaying magazines and immeasurably old stacked chip bags, paper cups and McDoof stinking Fußkleidern my son. Ohhhh, look out, does not occur in the Dog poop! "My dear Scholli my friends. The German Messies are against the common American, well-organized Mr. Clean. Even I with my foul, to dwell, unconventional "kiss my Swiffer in the cabinet is" attitude towards the MessieASSe, the prophets of the Financial Apocalypse from. I was not like how my mother has had with the cleaning and tidying up, but the fun stops at some point also. This is the same as with one of the beautiful Canary Islands, my parents and I visited in anticipation 1993rd This island I did not like how I tell my parents down from horrified throat with the nose of the car window should read: "Man Dad, Mom, that's not the point. Here indeed is all around. not even a can clean up here "" But Isilein quite Lanzarote consists of lava, which one can not simply put away! "

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arrived in Germany again, I had I would feel the Italian ice-cream vendor at the airport flutes belonging times my opinion. Italy? "Heart is through his stomach? Can you bend ... You ... You ... pasta cooker! Swallows and back again ausgeschnackt me your Italian romance," "Helloooo, I'd like a spaghetti ice cream with lots of strawberry sauce, double cream and rub 'time the whole board white chocolate over it, "said I, with rausgetreckter chest, the Iceman. "Hon, can you get me a cone with three scoops of chocolate ice cream, too please?" Tybalt called to me while I ordered my balm for the soul. "My friend would also like to nibble on something" I was with acidified face on the ice-cream cones on the counter. "Oh, you're such a beautiful brown due, eh Where you been?"

"Bellum Italia" I replied with still the same "delighted" face. "That is Bella Italia, my Dear corrected "me, the ball squirted my truck while he fully sundae with whipped cream. "Oh you're not on which Pagina in the dictionary for the flat nose pliers you have you read? For me it was a fight and now you hold the jaws Smurf "I thought. "Eh Isse beautiful there? Therefore, hot Bella Italia "I tried to enchant the Neapolitans. I wanted to keep me, my heart had not yet pumped enough blood on my tongue back to a long war of words with the enemy cause. So everything was what I replied: "Mio Cazzo!" Then I pulled him with raised eyebrows and tongue smacking, the thick Ice cream and ice cream cone in hand. "Then please, let it taste you my friend," I muttered Mike to meet him when I held the empty ice cream cone. Mike looked at me sadly. "Fox, the devil and spider, why he has only so deep blue eyes?" I thought when suddenly made broad sympathy in my heart. "Well guuuut, come here you have some spaghetti from me. I'd best not be. Maybe I was just too subtle with my references. It probably has not been enough that I was in 7 different jewelers wedding rings have only aufprobiert. "" Sweetie, what is wrong with you? You seem to be upset about something! "Researched Schmikilein after my empathic. "With me?" I asked innocently as I stared at my left ring finger, "Nothing." Mike started laughing. "Here, I have something for you." My heart started to pound "Hallejuja, he has it! Oh my God, now he has it! Shouted "to my brain cells happy. "There you go," Mike me the big plastic ring 5cm in diameter, its cover of the water bottle sat on the ring finger and said, "Happy?". I began to grin, so he had understood what I wanted and he was here without having lost his sense of humor with me. Happy that at least my subliminal Heiratswilligkeitsmessage arrived at Prince Schmichael was I fell on his neck: "I love you Mike", "I love you too baby, but you will have to wait a while! I am not ready yet "We were back, heart and throat. Only the "One Ring" was all I was wanting to my happiness.
indulged At home we first 5 glasses of wine. "Greek wine, and the familiar old songs. Schenk 'again one! Because I feel the desire again, "After the 4th Glass began the voice of the "One Ring" to haunt back in my head. "The fat hobbit he will want to take you." This is something I could not, the "One Ring was mine, all alone. I Acheoloides Schlimmling had a chance to find my prince charming too. A new holiday was needed. A land of mythology and ancient gods who would assist me in my odyssey. With, from the juice of the gods, circulating eyes I tried to label the Flein Lingerie read: "Krääääähtikuss, hehe" "Mike comes from the Klasche Friechenland" I Hicks, "Do Mreta? Since when, "I turned the bottle into the candlelight," castor-oil plant is ... "I started to giggle," Oh Mikilein you better watch out, another Shit Hole, castor-oil plant, the city Otto of the fleet. "Mike I pulled the bottle out of hand," Where? "" Oh, you retard, it says Rhizenia on Crete. "My point exactly, Castor," I muttered, as the sleep fairy placed their sledge hammer between my eyes. "Marie? Marie? Helloooo? "Mike's sweet voice rang in my ears, but had not enough strength to get through to my brain.

A few months later, we sat motorized well in a traditional race board and went to meet the shining moon Agia Galini. In the back-lit the lights of the Heraklon runway. "Luxurious Small car at the minimum charge rejoiced "to the Autover (l) an the internet when I booked the good piece. With 55 km / h injected Mike and I through the hairpin turns of the Mycenaean island. Without navigation system, we should have arrived in our family-run hotel in 1.5h. I had everything well organized and planned drove while my Herzilein at sea Somali pirates.

"Sweetie" Mike screamed high Stmme, "We were already four times within 3 hours, who gave you as taught to read the card? Marty McFly? "Sucking out the feathers of the Year 1992 Ford Fiesta driver's seat, Mike had probably in the ass bitten. Completely shocked, I shouted back: "Look ma 'chief of pussy, who is here for the Navigator? Huh? I'm not 'stupid, you're wrong turn back there. Marty Mc Fly, pah, Captain Bluebear are you and to you know 'to the hatch and turn! "Impressed by my wit and the F1 suspicious lining up German vocabulary Mike turned to the noble carriage and stepped on the accelerator so hard that leaned my head a half inch to the rear. "" Wow, now off you go, 60 km / h in 4 seconds, "I yelled against the howling engine. After four hours of cheerful trip just the two came we by 1 clock in the morning in our hotel. Chief pussy and Marty McFly were tired, and despite strenuous journey they fell, in her pink room, in her arms and apologized to each other for the verbal attacks of the small spin.

Days passed before we again venture into hell our vehicle. A trip to Chania, we wanted to do. Pretty it should be there and we were told that they should have a Venetian harbor. "Venice? Venetian? "My subconscious sprawled," Was not there something? "I thought. "Hmm, can not remember exactly!"

arrived in Chania, we decided from the idyll and romance of the beautiful seaside town done, look for us to a hotel room in the old town. Quick was a pretty, small hotel and found we were on the narrow corners of the small port town to explore. After a beautiful sunset cruise on the Cretan sea, with Greek cuisine, wine and music, we were in our hotel room into a deep sleep.

The next morning, I wanted to go shanoppen. Bright, fresh and free, we strolled through the streets of Chania. Up, yes up, my prince remained Schmichael are at a jeweler, by the disk luckte, after 3 seconds without a word turned and in a Starbucks with the words: "Man I am thirsty." Disappeared. Surprised that he had seen behind the wheel, I rushed to the window. The sun reflected in the windshield and I could see nothing in the window. I stepped back a bit. Starbucks, my mouth hung down to the knees. "Oh, that's what he has seen the sign for Starbucks is reflected in the windshield." Something in mourning I decided to look into the Greek jeweler to throw. In business took care of immediately a very nice seller to me. "Are you look for any special," she bumped in her best English. "Noooo, I am just looking!" My eyes inspected the shiny white gold rings. As it hit my magpie eyes like a blow. A white gold ring with a large, glistening jewel in the center surrounded by six aquamarines. "That's him. This is the "One Ring". "What are you doing?" Mike's voice interrupted my thoughts hypnotized. "Ooooohhh Mikilein, look but once," I pointed with a trembling hand on the ring of rings "of the ring has stones so blue as your eyes! I love him. "I looked at Mike with big eyes and lower lip pushed forward. "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitteeeeeeeeeee!" I said with quängelnder voice while I hang on his arm. Mike smiled at me. "Do you like it?" He asked. "If I like it? I love it! "It rumbled out of me. Prince Schmichael was cooked soft. He pulled out his wallet from the guilder and the friendly sales hastily pulled the credit card by the cash register, because they probably had my fear that the American is lovely in the last minute to back down, have smelled. After the financial was regulated, Mike read the little box with the little gold coin disappear in his pants pocket. "Öhhhhhh what isn nu? I thought I'd get the same infected? Helloooooo? How now? When I marry it?? Oh, he will certainly make the whole flomantisch and traditional and the Nightly ask me on my knees if I Smithy by his wife and wants to be pussy. Well I will not even be impatient! "So we walked to the harbor and ate like kings in a Greek taverna. After a few bottles of wine and lots of tzatziki, we were smooching on the hotel bed. I could feel the hard box with my gold piece in his pocket, on my leg. "Now he will probably ask me the same" I was happy. "What is so hard that in your pants?" I asked Mike. Mike raised his eyebrows and said: "I can show you!" Just as he opened his pants wanted, I began to pout. "I mean niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich! Mannoooo Miheiiiiiike. I mean the Boooooohooox "I tapped his pocket. "Oh," Mike kissed me, "Whatever!" "No, no, no, no, no!" So close to the finish Schluise Schlimmling would not give up. I turned on my stomach. "No hoppelpoppel without the Ringipingi" I screamed into the pillow. Mike reached into his pocket while he rolled his weight and fully clothed in my tender body. I could feel like he reached into his pocket. My heart started pounding like crazy and I was about to pee myself with joy and pressure in his pants. Mike placed the small sealed box with the "One Ring" on the mattress to the eye and waited. "" Yes, and now? What isn los nu? ? Sky, ass and thread here because you have to do it all myself, "I opened the casket and said," And now "?. Mike took a deep breath: "Jesus, Sweetie, do not you want to wear that ring?" "Yes I will, but you do not want me to ask what" Mike was still lying on my back?. "Alright," he snorted, "Do you, one day in the future, want to be with me for a long time?" "Öööööhhh, is now a marriage proposal? Pupsegal! Even if no one's is, I can later turn it so that I have understood it! "I shot it in a fraction of a second of his head. "Yes," I happily coughed and put myself in the ring. Schmichael Schluise Smithy and that sounded like music to my ears. We would go through thick and thin, but first we had to figure out when to begin the eternity for us.

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Ring of Smithies. The 2 brains.

me, marriage Untouched, now plagued by the question as to how to Mr. Smithy, the ship Ever-lowering agents, a renewed love affair with Beelz could turn on the boy. "Always nice to breathe through the pores" I thought. There had to be something that could convince my sailor from selling the Schluischen lick his soul. My cerebellum and my great-brain hummed. If Mike on the Eskimo greeting morning just looked, he could see the gears rotate behind my eyes.

Since it came to me.

Italy. Love goes through the duodenum.

Italy was an inspiration ... and above all only two hours away with the curse stuff.

After two days to review my position on truffles, Mr. Smithies love chocolate, I itched gradually the eyeballs. Languishing eyes and eyelashes tinkling when Mike and I went by Italy's finest jewelry stores dried up, so slowly but sure my fawn from peepholes. Venice, city of sinking foundations and dreams. I had Mr. Smithy Request by e elsewhere. Somewhere where my hard bones are soft cooked by the romance and the beauty would.

"Next stop Verona, get everything bitteeee" I cried in high spirits as the train, in the picturesque and historic town was reached.

wonderful, the smell of dried sweat of hundreds of Axel in sleeveless T-shirt wrapped package tourists, my well-deodorized, adored Americans replied in raptures: "Welcome Shitaly to, "he muttered in the stubble.

My batting committed to the top of his ears raised his mouth. "Well Holladrihö, my sailor who has since this morning gestrullt in the cornflakes?"

disgusted But the olfactory bulb of my sailor was unable to spoil the mood formidable. Finally, my plan was foolproof.

happy finally my goal to be deflowered before technically hard but, to be closer, I grabbed Miki's hand and swung it wildly through the hollow lanes.

Soon after we swallowed the winding streets of Verona when we would be a welcome Ameritif. Finally I could get my Mr. Smithy with the wonderful world of European culture and ancient construction in the right and much needed, romantic mood for their marriage. Impressed with the design and the old walls of Verona was all my sweetheart to beaten forty-five minutes said. "Marie, I must go to great" "Well fine, I thought," now we have almost reached the goal of my dreams and everything what he may think is the thunder box. "Quick I remembered but to rule number one if woman wants to get under the hood ". Never dilutive your future Treichler back his throne" In Mike's case, the throne was, however, from a hole in the ground. "With Mike came from the frightened face Bistro (I translate his English record times):" Marie was as tuned toilet on the door but they had ripped out the toilet. Since only one hole was in the ground. Funny but that's because in it was a previously rinsed and added, "Well, I'm an educated European, and my father is a bright light. "Mike, here in Italy often holes in the ground as a locus. You therefore remain only two choices. Either you go back now and stools out of the hole or you close for the next three hours your trunk! "The phrase" Shitaly only has Shit Holes "let my good mood to cook and I looked at my well-filled Americans with glowing eyes. Grudgingly, with narrowed Pobäckchen and healthy complexion, Mike replied: "Let's go Danger Girl"

At last we arrived. I practiced in the mind for a sentence with which I would answer my prince Schmichael to its long-awaited question in a gentle voice: "Oh holder Mike. How do you get that idea? Me? After all you have to have behind you? Oh how beautiful. And so romantic! Here in this place stories pregnant! YES, I want to. Where's the ring? "

yet completely lost in thought and rocker Santander hip I stood on the balcony of Juliet in the Shakespeare conceived of Capulets house. Soon it would be ready.

"O Schmichael! Schmichael Why?
Deny thy father, thy name!
Do not you want it, swear to you my loved ones,
And I'm no longer a (e) Schlimmling "

Prince Mike Smith Sonie stood in the courtyard of the landmark, beckoning me to "Sweeeeetiiieeeeeee" he cried as excited as me, "They have restrooms in the gift shop! Take your time Julia. Love you "two thumbs up with Tybalt curse vanished into the crowd.

My two wounded brains collected off at idle and all my blood in my heart. The cameras of Koreans flashed into my watery eyes. I waved the three Opis, which threw me a kiss, with a bent smile.

Would I ever recover from the stab?

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Ring of Smithies. The companions. First.

We, Mr. and Mrs. Smithy, now married, and I wear a Kalunker on the left ring finger is a sensation. Perhaps you are wondering now why it is a sensation. Now I want you to explain the basis of a little story:

Mr. Smithy is the "Lord of the Rings." Yes, now you're flat.

Twice Michael Frodorich Smithy is already of the "One Ring" have been enslaved. Into the darkness of the ring has driven him to keep him forever.

whisper in the dark was not with Mr. Smithy but good. Smithy Saurona the first was discovered after 7 years of heated, by Mr. Smithy in the boiling lava of divorce. Mr. Smithy had, therefore, the fire of marriage, the hair on your teeth, excuse me, I sunk my toes. 25 years young and free as a bird had Petty Officer Smithy now in "any port to another vessel." Then the frigate Arwenia Smithy ran a second in the Mr. Frodorich-Aragon Assis port. The still smoldering from Saurona's Gebieterschaft curls to Mr. Smithies Mauken were now too weak to remind him of their former combustion. So it happened that Bilboro Smithy from the polished face of the "One Ring" was once again cast its spell. Newly Married and far from home, specifically on a beautiful island in the Pacific waiting for Mr. Smithy now in his new home, two eagerly for the arrival of his adored Arwenia Smithy number. After many years of disagreement in the direction they wanted to go together, decided Bilboro Smithy his companion to leave again. With almost inhuman strength Bilboro touched the magic ring from his finger to go to a foreign country to new adventures. When the ring is now only in memory Bilboros existed Gandalfo Smithy had now 40 Länze on the aching back.

The solitude combined with the uncertainty of what would await him in the far north of the foreign country, Legolasian Smithy moved to be named in the depths of Mirkwood, and Internet to look for a short time life companion. Quick, a young Hobbitzin Bremer reported on the Legolasians Smithy rutting cry. Unfortunately for her she was the former ringed Lego Smithy but then not enough and so he wrote to me. Schluise Schlimmling. Ruler of all the decorative rings but a defender of the "One Ring". The power of the "One Ring" should thus be completed for Mr. Smithy. Never again would he feel in his life, the "One Ring" on his finger. I Schluise Schlimmling, as my last name suggests, had however not yet own experiences with the devil ring. I was young and new. Well, at least it came to marriage and my age. Quenched by the separation of my parents I decided early on to kick any marriage proposals. "Gollu .., I mean Patrick, I am sincerely sorry that I told you at that time with a son. I know I've said I will never marry. But we were so young and I had the pants full. Excuse my digression, but the times I had to get rid of. This is me with my kindergarten admirers for 25 years on the soul. Back to Mr. Frodolin Smithy and Schluise Schlimmling. Years went by and I commuted with the extremely reliable and very clean-beren railroad from Bärlin after Caxhuven. Every weekend. I felt the power of the "One Ring" in my chest rising. Could it be? What happened to me? Was that the attraction before I had warned my father? The ring to me by my mother to 18 Birthday gift had started to ache. I had to make him go to make room for the "One Ring". Olive oil was the birthday ring slip from my fingers. From then on there was no stopping for Schmarie-Schluise. I had the "One Ring" have. The only question was "How?"

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"I'll be back". The story in history: the cartel.

The state of California is my favorite state in the U.S.. I praise the 252nd Day of the year 1850 ( 9 September) , for there was Kali member of the United States. Here are all totally and completely crazy. "The state of fruits and nuts", as the beautiful Pacific coast state of the Amerikanesen lovingly called and is unofficial. Kali has 36,457,549 (2006) Population on 423,970 km ² area and thus 86.0 inhabitants per km ² . Just so in comparison, Germany has 81,757,600 (Jan. 2010), in an area of 357,111.91 km ² . The result: The Germans caught the pants, because 229 inhabitants per km ² you have already moved closer together. is officially California The Golden State "referred to by the rest of the world. "Eureka!" Is the motto of the state and comes from the Greek, "Eureka," which roughly means "I have (found)'s. One has found in the Golden State is marijuana. Oh, now I'm slipping into the timeline in wiki. I think you have found gold at that time. Man, there would I just changed so fast in world history. Marijuana. Marijuana. How come I for now on marijuana? Crazy. California and marijuana. I write things. Crazy.

"You've got mail". Moment, I must go check up my newsletter e-mails of sueddeutsche.de: "California. Release of marijuana. "Smoking pot is illegal". Now I remember. Man. My subconscious funktitotiniert after all. Was me as if Lindsay L., Paris H., Robert D. Jr. Living Mischa B., Ol 'DB, Mad Donna and the rest of them in California. They have certainly done their duty and were 3 days before the legalization of weed (weed) . Choose An happiness must be my Arni at the "High" problem no longer care. Since 2 November this year, it is politically for Mr Universe is no longer I'll be back ", but" End of Days. " My little Arni. Six years he has had to "speak to his hand," people and wanted to listen to anyone (who by policy idea). California has declared a financial emergency under Conan's reign and also calls still. Since California had the cash injection by an estimated 1 billion dollars in taxes by the legalization of marijuana extremely helpful from the "Collateral Damage". Man, here is learning with the Smithies you what. I am just Mrs. Smith, the Special Agent kniffilige cases. To me nothing is over unresolved. What other people in everyday life goes down, or they see the forest for the trees is at Mrs. Smithies to the tricky criminal case. I have my eyes and ears everywhere. Everywhere lurks the conspiracy. Even with 6 years ago you could not fool me.

One beautiful evening, when I moved with my mother in the world metropolis Dossenheim through the streets, I tripped over my shoelaces. "Oops" I said, "Mommy my shoe is open, wait maaaaaal. Annoyed, I looked my Mother. "Do Hinne Isi, I have not got all day and do business the same. I need panty liners "(Did only test times if you are already asleep, she did not here said panty liners, but tampons).

"Yes, yes. I come still the same "I called her while I tried to rhyme to tie the shoe," right is a white elephant and left a gray, all kinds! you want to overcome their trunks and bind it into a loop! The white man stretched forth his trunk, the gray submit it upward, across. He then bent him pulled through and beneath white. pull The elephants now its long trunk firmly. "Häääääää? Goes so gar nich! "I thought when the two loose Ablick trunk. "People take what there so long?" Gritted my mother. "I've got me verhädert mom can help me again? ? Vat "My mother came in marching up to me and said," My Isi, it is quite simple: rabbit ear, rabbit ear, once around and then through the gate. "" Thanks mom. "" Do you hares ear, we now have to come over in the business because "my mother pointed to a shop on the street. "What? Surely that can not be true! Police! Help! If the as yet noticed any? Are you all blind? Outrageous! "Silence but with a raised eyebrow, the detective awoke in me. "You mom, but what drugs are bad ?!!!" I asked as we walked through the front door of the shop. "Yes, drugs are something really bad! Why do you ask? "" Oh nuuuuuuur soooooo "I answered. "One hell will I do, and share all the glory to you. If I bust the cartel here I am all alone in the spotlight, "flashed through my mind. I looked at the reporters and photographers already formally stacked in front of my Kiderzimmertür "Commissioner Schilling, as they have found out that they are sold in the uncovered, global drug cartel? What gave them the hint? "" Now ladies and gentlemen, the facts are rather clear and precisely because they are so clear, it's the world up to now escaped. "Bands they are not on the rack Commissioner Schilling, they save us! sounded "it from all angles (my brain). "Mäusi what are you doing? Why do you lie on the floor and searched for the entire lower shelf since been removed, "asked my mother when she confused me belly left on the linoleum floor between the Hygiene items found. "I look for clues," "My What? What are you looking? "My mother joined me on to the floor. "Have you lost what Isi," she looked me in the shelf. "Neeeee mom," I whispered, "I have lost nothing," "Why do you whisper Isi for now?". "Psssschhhttttt" I went to my mother, "Not so loud!". "Yes what's going on? Why do I have to whisper this time? ". "Mom, I think here in the store what is wrong. Have you read the door tag? "" Yes I have, so what? "I took a deep breath and with big eyes I said:

"Emperor's Chemist! Mama geddit? Drugs! " I stared wide-eyed and nodding slowly.

"I go crazy!" Burst out of my mother. "Jaaaaaaa Watson, crazy, right? No one's noticed but your cunning Sherlock Isi has found and solved the case! "" You have watched too much Columbo, "added my mother as she got up and brushed the dust from his knees. "But mom!" "Nothing But Mom, that's nonsense! Here's ! No drugs and nu get up and clear the shelf again Miss Marple "" Menno, but the circumstantial evidence, I ... "just when I wanted to explain my theory Watson on stand at once the drugstore market dealer behind me and asked in a research-based voice "Looking for a particular item?" "Aha," I'm the "bad conscience has it! Here's something to awful lazy ". "No thanks, my daughter and I were about to come to the checkout and pay," my mother winked at me and pulled me to the checkout. The drug dealer moved the pads on the scanner and looked at me grimly. "Well, you waiting drug seller You, you and your band I get even and then I'll become famous! "

What can I say, the case is still unsolved, but any hint is appreciated. I will not rest until that Cold Case is closed.

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yes I almost burst the lenses when I Last week in our local U.S. shopping mall in a gothic shop, so I thought at any rate, all sorts of nonsense from Beijing board, I mean Hiroshima hospice, oh what I say, Nagasaki saw night.

"What? What? Where were wrong? "I will have in the door. Can I pinch a time? What items make use of the Yokohama yodeling here? I always thought the Patriots would only be local. were wrong No, I need me most at the door. I have determined the billboard read out at the shop. Funny what one can play to the eye Sun Nu even fix checked out from the shed and the sign. "Hot Topic". Yes, no, this is the shop recommended the Internet. The Internet was, that there's Demonia Gothic Shoes and Clothing. I was actually looking for black skinny jeans from Lip Service, but all I could find were eunuchs T-shirts of the feathered Eurasia. Conspiracy. I will hit. Someone has laid upon me a curse. I thought I had it going on. Since I moved to the land of limited opportunities and then so what. Kaulitz Kanto Chapel me grins contrary of black cotton socks. Sure, sex sells ladies and gentlemen. When one evening twilight for the bondage trousers a la Steve Urkel's chin moves, you can cut the goth ladies with a pair of stockings Fujiyama B & B from the socks.

Since 2005, Japan is the land of the setting sun. Just as the Universal Nippon ninja did not here sent through the monsoon, but made common way to contract. Japan oh Japan, what have they done to you only. Actually, the whole musical meltdown has already started but 2000th Under the dark sonorous name "Black Question Mark" rocked the Kaulitz twins in leather diapers their cribs. "Black Question Mark". I guess the band name was born when Bill and Tom once geknattert heavily in nappies and are lubricated with joy with her Kaka funny question mark on the wall. What happened with brown discharge when it dries? Correctly, it turns black. The band name was born. "Black question mark." Aaaahhh the sweet smell of success rose to the parents in the nose.

2001 met the twins chirping then 2 more bang hard rockers and a new band name for fantasy four leaders was needed. "Devilish". How do I find is "Devilish very suitable. The thought also of my friends and Sony Music announced the 4 Magdeburg musicians the contract. I need Sony at this point even the devil horns with my hand and show scream "Jööööööööääääääähhhr."

Where were we got to? Oh yes, Agnetha, Bjorn, Anni-Frid and Benny were unemployed. I wish I could my story stop here and will declare all the good news that the 4 Apokalyptischen Reiter have banned the 4 elements of the planet Earth, but unfortunately had Tokio junk personal Waterloo a quick end and now I can enjoy them even in the U.S..

that I am not in this so-called Gothic Clothing store died miserably, is a miracle. When I finally namely, wanted to recover from extreme Together tearing my quivering limbs, with the products of Demonia something Billy Boys voice rang loudly in my ear: "SCREAM! 'Til you feel it! SCREAM! 'Til you believe it! ". I had put the air in the tube. Everything began to turn to. "SCREAM! And when it hurts you, scream it out loud "sounds were coming from the speakers of the shop of horror. "SCHEIßßßßßÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ" I shouted in reference to EmoDemos lyrics of his lungs and ran with his last strength out of the business of hundreds of heart attacks. "Just no time to lose and rush home to my computer and detoxify" I thought. At home I threw on my laptop and chose me to last.fm in my library one. "Hey poor, hey poor, you do not have to be poor anymore. Jesus is here. Do not tell the devil. Jesus is here. Hallejujah. Welcome to Paradise! "In this sense," No Sex Until Marriage! "Otherwise there is something like the hochgestrapsten Erinaceidae of 47 ° 38 '0" N, 16 ° 21' , 0 "O Hotel on out.

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The story of recycling but without Adam Eva

Who does not like at birthday parties? Birthday celebrations are still a great thing.

As a child, I do not like going to birthday parties. However, my parents said always "Mäusi if you all always cancel, then invites you later not recall any more!" Brilliant! That's what I wanted. My opinion changed quickly, however, when my father adds: "Even worse thing is that then nobody comes to your birthday parties!" "Waaaaaaaaas ????" I yelled," That does not work, then I get no yes No more gifts! Who is to me because then next year the Limbo Dance Maxi CD gift? "So I sat frequently in the car, driven to a number of cotton balls Pust parties for Retarded. While other children went up almost to the chin festgezwirnte Partyhat when hitting pot joy , I just sat bloodless and motionless in the corner. Drunk was my only hope of the misery to come. A glass of lemonade had enough. My blood was flowing from his head to my toes against boredom. After 1h sit and watch me then the shoes were too tight. With swollen feet and defiant look, the party hat stretched over his eyes, so I tried to get out of the Jesus sandals. "Who wants to play blind man's bluff?" The birthday boy screamed with sugar shocked voice. "Oooooh no, I thought," another one of Bumsbirnenspiel ", the de Kopp think even in non-off '." "Now, like Marie start provides the time", said since the Gebutstagskindes dear mother. "No, not like the Mariechen start fucking hoe!" I thought to myself as I wildly shook her head. As the mother drove from their claws, "Listen lady, this is the birthday of my daughter and all have fun, just you sitting in the corner and make a face like a mope. Now I associate you with her eyes and then you play. Basta. "" Connecting you look but the eyes, you stupid cow, "I wanted to say, but since I already had wrapped around my head the Schaal. One day I would avenge bitter at this and thinking Zipfelklatschern dwarfs.

beautiful One Day middle of the nineties, it must have been winter, I was invited to a new Gebutstagstortur. Or rather, to the homage of the best friend of the above birthday queen. She was the daughter of a clergyman. Sweet girl. Sort of like Katy Perry just not as famous. Russel Russel oh why Katy? Karsten Karsten oh why Carmen? So now that I do not want to have Russell, my husband, who for me is to incarnate "The Guardian" is perfect for me, but Russell is already a funny guy. I digress. Back to cramp birthday. What is needed here, in addition to polished teeth to go on a birthday? Right. A gift. So now I had already concerned. The only thing I was missing was adequate for the 11th birthday card Blessed birthday my friend. Sun went with my dad and I to Mc and Paper Co. and bought a wonderful folding card made from recycled paper. We must not forget that I was invited to a pastor budget, as did my father and I recycled paper to preserve our God-given planet is extremely reasonable. Delighted with my super thoughtful card I sat in the back seat of our VW Passat and was looking forward to Carmen and her bright eyes when she opened my card. My father put me off at her house and said goodbye with the words: "Much Spaaaaahaaaaß. All children had already gathered when I was Carmen's neck. "Happy Gebuuurtstag. "Here's your gift, but make 'on the first card." Carmen, carefully tore open the envelope and pulled out my card. The card was folded 6x. On top of the card read: "For your birthday, I brought you something delicious." Carmen smiled at me. "What can that be?" "You have to develop the map," it gushed out of me last I excitedly hopped from one foot to the other. Carmen was around my statement, and suddenly was Muxmäuschen silence around us. "And and and and and? Yummy, right? "I asked her expectantly. Carmen had unfolded the map to complete. Carmen winked a life-sized, muscular, tanned strippers in thong and only with a pink bow at the neck held contrary. Equal to its family jewels was great: "Only for you. Happy Birthday wish. Does "their problem if you want to fold a map back together and it does not fold back for some reason so beautiful back like it? Carmen had exactly this problem, which tried to fold the wild but bashful Nackidei again before their parents entered the room. Unfortunately, it failed in this project, which their parents my gift once confiscated in order to search for other sins. I could not understand the fuss at all. After all, Adam was indeed probably naked as God created him and Adam think they even recycle. Amen

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