The unwanted patient (the example of some poor person)
Step 1: You have to not prepare well on the evening of the next morning.
For example: After dinner, we edited the not several times in the stomach, but can happily go after eating one. True to the motto: "Why Rülpset and you do not Furzet? Did not you geschmacket "( Martin Luther after a dinner at the Wartburg ) tormented facial expression as the locus when a croissant is pressed from the backside of all, if not so necessary. The food was schmackofatziös and it must just all out what does not pay rent.
Step 1 ½: You have to directly min 20th go after dinner on the couch and close the door to the siamesiche solitude to enjoy. 2 min. After sitting on the sofa to the following mantra begins to exude cheerful "Ooohhleeeee Ohhhleeee, Uuuuuhhhh, Aujääääähhäääää. Mhhhhhmmm. Then licking the Elbeuge his partner pretty wet, his lips pressed against it and a personalized Pups with thunderous finish to the general amusement of his passenger.
Step 2: Man, it must definitely be exaggerated. It's fun and tickles. 3-4 boards Pops are not enough to support the tickle attack.
Step 3: You have to move after the "Kille Kille making" experience with the following words in great profusion and un distorted face goodbye to bed: "I've roped you, you can smell up to Rome. Sorry. Give the window the night air out the gas chamber. Come back we hau'n. Nightingales? Nightingales? Nightingales with me? ? Come "
Step 4: You have to half the night with your partner keep you awake, so that one morning beautiful elegant pale appears. Tip: read a book from the ceiling with the pocket lamp which angeknippst for children. This spoils you look at the Glubscher. Oh, wait a minute. That was 15 years. Sorry, my mistake. So please repeat step 1 ½ in the bedroom, but without the puff your lips and preferably in the middle Crook of his partner's body rather than placing the Elbeuge. Children, the modern age is very difficult for me. (Note to kids: The above-mentioned activity, not harm the hawse pipes, but do not please try a crooked back.!)
Step 5: You have to wonder why the mom in the morning in his own bedroom and want to feel the end is because we have not been causing a week of ill-mannered way and concerns reported to her. This one lives but for almost 10 years alone have surely used to it beautifully in his room and should have not be more informed about everything. As she cast a key to the flowers but it is now there and feel one and the bedfellow worried the hot forehead. (Which also min, 30. Remain under the ceiling and breathe deeply is, however, not only because of the lie) . The mom is the story of a sick Hasi, which once said in the morning to her: "Mom feel out my face, I'm hot. Am I pale? I'm feeling still very miserable "
Step 6: After the mom has checked the forehead and says:". Come on and get up times today you try to relax. If it does not work, you just come back home to me . If something unexpected happens, it must be said, in tears: "Mommy, that's not, but I have terrible bloating and my corner is burning like a thousand suns, but I have to work. You blamierst me before my eye, and then come here any more. . Let me, at least today, at home alone, "
Step 7: You must continue howling and watching yet easy to convince the mother that there is no need for concern and calm where we leave the apartment can find a bricklayer left a hole in the wall is!
Step 8: You have to stay on the command issue at home, sobbing: "Thanks mom, you are incorrigible. I will also call Anja and her let me say they always make me remember with you, dear mother to report. But now have my husband and I sleep naked for now. We are dog-tired "
Step 9. One has to question whether one would necessarily say no hunger. Otherwise you are sitting in the kitchen faster than you think. Mom can namely in contrast to the YES-men 1 and 1 are already together and I know what the couple fell in love with the newly elevated temperature after a sleepless night needs.
Step 10: You have from time to time to herself moan and often wander into the palace of mirrors to shower around and repeat steps 1 ½ and step 2 because you have to do it now no better and if you have already received an unwanted day in bed missed, then please also Feetz. Disregard makes you look credible.
Step 11: You must eat from the refrigerator or other storage areas when the shopping mom and it is alone again in his own house. Residues at the mouth can have a while away, but at least they are the bread slices, sausage slices, amount of butter in the butter dish or the quantity of Gewürzgürkchen in the glass property of a self and if one wants one can imagine the Spreewald stuck in the ears and Klingon speak, that's none of your mom. It has invited them no.
Step 12: You have to stand for 12h, approximately by 19 clock, with half-lowered pajama pants in the kitchen door and cried.
Step 13: You have to wonder, "Why?" The answer is quite simple: you thought it has done from the field instead of chicken soup cooking.
Step 14: You must leave the kitchen without a word and as you continue sobbing slowly pull up their pants and disappear into his bedroom.
Step 15: You have to wonder whether all this is worth or whether it is not much less stressful, is one call a week with mom
Step 16: You has to answer the question with a YES if you want to stay another day at home.
Step 17: You have to answer the question "NO" if the mother is a scary and you slowly lose your mind thinks.
Step 18: You need to make a quick decision between steps 16 and 17 before the excited mom enters the room to ask what is going on. reply
I) In the case of step 17, the one his mother with the following sentence:
step 19, "I do not know. It's all about. Can no clear idea of adopt. Do I lose my mind. I must sleep. Can we have a glass of cola and your wonderful cock soup? Surely there is something better then us and we could go back to work tomorrow. Then you have to push the friendly but mom out the door and say: "Thanks for everything and I'll call up tomorrow morning.
II) In the case of step you must be 16 his mother's only reply with the following sentence (after a long break and strenuous disoriented expression "? Why (groan) Was what" (This disturbing answer will guarantee an even and toned Adonis another day in bed, but with the risk raised by the mom in the emergency room to)
step 20. You have to sleep sometime especially if you choose option 17, because tomorrow is the work going on at 9 clock..
But if you also selected step 16, the best of luck during sleep, because the mom is from the daughter and the future son-in-cheek, stroking both simultaneously. But do not worry, then the unintended ill play tomorrow easier!
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