Dear Continental Airlines, actually I thought it was always nice to you. Actually. Since you but merged, I must say, you remind me strongly Continental Breakfast. Slimmed down.
you fly Continental in the U.S., you should pack some reading, because on most flights, it is no longer entertainment. It lacks any media on board. Well, all is not true. You can still have a captain hat from the tear-resistant Frias bags handicrafts and the unknown man next to the safety read information aloud. On his performance arts should be anyway hone strong, because I guess in the future, passengers must be the security screening itself lay on the floor. Yet one must on the Domestic Flights (domestic flights) and -4 drinks his star sandwiches, the one of a 90 year old flight attendant tremorgebeutelteten be served, and pay only. In the future, should you look at the exquisite delicacy likely serve not only the Domestic but also on overseas flights themselves. I would be very happy about it. Not to say, I would specify when booking the flight in special wishes that I would put myself as a nudge juice available. Better shake 9 hours with the hips, as moderately folded origami 9am to dwell in the yoga position "Halasana. I have never been well drilled in it to me with their knees in the ears when it itches. One should also observe the fact that the magnetic stripe of credit card freshly polished and licked clean. This is the only currency that is accepted on board. With cash you can wipe it on the very most Jetklosett the sore bottom. OK, who has shrewd way, prior to departure, his Big Bucks in Continental traded food stamps can also invest with these snippets in the airline. If you're thinking, he'd better not sail with an American airline company across the pond, which I can object only.
Lufthansa may lure of supposedly low prices and German craftsmanship, but it is I've never managed to find my desired flight data Supersonderpreischen to catch. The really low prices of Lufthansa they can appear to dust only when flying on 9 / 11. Should you, in spite of the overcharge, but choose to board the Lufthansa Type 8.15 go to, I recommend a pack of sleeping pills . Even taking 2.5h prior to departure, so that one is already at the check-slightly dazed in desk. The ladies and gentlemen of the Lufthansa talk like that is' personally for Pegasus and Hermes. The only thing that is certainly divine in uniform at the crane-makers, is the wrath of Zeus goes up in the passenger if he deals with the arrogance of Barby and Ken have to address the air. Like one would like to send them with lightning crashing in the airline Hades. Since it is not a jihad warrior and not like using the flash attack itself would carry into the Hades, knocks you are doing better prepare in advance with the sleep remedies. Must eat so that is also a bite of the luxurious Moppelkotze. The Continental, one may not believe it, served on overseas flights, good, tolerable food. The most beautiful is a continental banquet of heaven, the perfect form, of me so often derided, white smile of American flight attendants. With the rays of thousands of suns it reaches the passengers, which is now missing from the cm in the legs to the front man impotent and weak, the cost aus'm frost. to estimate correctly learn the American friendliness and helpfulness on a European flight of Easyjet. This makes the name of music. As cheap as the price of tickets is in fact the cabin crew. Rarely has one hit so annoyed at the high flyers like SleazyJet. Can understand it, yes. Actually these are nothing more than companion Pirates 1, - € jobbers at a dizzying height. If you look at the pittance then additionally the Genöle all day and the hot air of the clean pull on short breaks must be stressed, you feel exploited safe from like a 737-turbine. With the low prices can be expected simply no kindness, let alone comfort. Therefore you have to pay extra. Who is not on Pogo, bought for 11.25 euros a Speedy Boarding Pass This is to ensure that you heal with all the teeth and toes above the clouds in the bus arrives. Is it then occurred, together with his miniature hand luggage finally in the lower plane, one may even choose his own place. Not a good idea because the Europeans do not like to decide themselves. Especially the German. After ample consideration and mathematical calculating the chances of survival, the passenger then squeezed to where there is room and he has been standing for 8 minutes. Finally, should the other passengers go by the thinker. Of course, after he has tucked his Köfferli in the overhead bin. Then she goes off the wild ride. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board the Sleazyjetflugs 12 345 to Barcelona. Our flight time will be 2 hours. Unfortunately, our toilets do not work today. For 7.50 €, we can offer them, however, corks of various sizes. Water we have, unfortunately, also none on board, but under the circumstances, perhaps even very good. Now they sit back and ask them to pinch the cheeks together and enjoy the flight! "" Unfortunately, our captain tells us to just that our departure, for technical reasons, delayed for about 45 minutes. Please stay strapped sit and think of something beautiful. "On something beautiful. Beautiful, is that flights on time with American Airlines, such as the Continental, to 80%, and the staff is mostly very friendly. Especially nice is that washed down the WaterClosetts the processed and the fare included chicken breasts with pasta, a bread roll with cheese spread, a salad, a small cake, chips and lots of water, soft drinks, wine and beer, and you do pull up anything. If you then sit but once in one of the unpunctual flyer, you can be certain that the airline is apologies and a moose and some Bretz served to drink. Of course, all with one of my new things so beloved, and 50% fake smile on his lips. Better to show me the kind Beißerchen, as I must bare the sameness unfriendly. Welcome back to Germany. But that's another story. "Cabin crew, prepare for landing!"
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