Tele Vision (s) "Welcome ladies and gentlemen. As you see, they see nothing. I am her show host GAR and together are my heel Haug Observations and I - nothing. If you just increase the internal pressure in the eye, it is certainly in our new rising (green) star in the Fersehfimmel. May I now full of wood and present in an excited voice, "Titty Belinda and the Balls". Applaud them for their phenomenally banal performance with the sensational title: "dumb Jump, jump until you're completely" Just now in the padded cell, and even now only rubber in the cell. From 100 to 0 Clap your hands together for "Belinda and her tits balls" ladies and gentlemen. "
Honestly, the only thing that smacks of this type of lighter In pose with me, my flat palm against my forehead. Those who think now I would only talk about the United States has cut into his film role.
The seeded American-style television garden blooms in Germany is now in full bloom. The private channels brew, I mean glow, oh what am I saying that bloom above all. Speaking of "brew": Sarah Connor, do 'you no longer drive because of your botched appearance at the football 2006 World Cup. What could you, can Christina Aguilera a long time and especially in a language understood by almost everyone also! Ca. 151.6 million people who were at this year's Super Bowl at their Fernsehaparillos rolled, it is the end to the buttocks as she sang: "what so proudly we last watched at the twilight's gleaming" instead "O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming, ". Well, but only one is messed up word in a language that no one ever goes on, "No problem" how to tell my old friend used to ALF.
Like an alien life form, I felt on my last visit to Germany 4 weeks ago.
" The program" Dieter makes the thick coals, while all others get nothing more than 'nen Dünnpfiff "was until now always been my" favorite Nothing Show. " The emphasis was on. After all, who wants only the Flitzekake if he may have combined with extreme marches through oral excrement? Exactly. "I am a cataract, I operate out of here!" My dear Lord Choral Society, this program does it all. I am sure that Dieter Bohlen also sat in the jury casting. Jay is a strong likelihood of the family of Dieter so often mentioned "Fickfroschs Freddy". I mean, who as "one in Jay Khan", is capable of forming extra knorkeliciouciösen phrases like "... this is me too much Kopfgeficke ....", also determines who runs Bonfortionöses something like a "car dealership in broiler Fickfrosch Hausen". I can not believe that call the host of the show an IQ of 132 Z. Sonja their own will. Who has since been tested? Reinhold Messner it than without oxygen mask on Mount Everest arrived and broken Sonja pilot from the wreckage of their downed pulled 737? "Sonja, where are we?" "Not quite the top." "Wow, under the circumstances, I must say," You're right, "Your IQ must be 132!" This accident, Sonja probably their commercial pilot license in the wind .... est.! have. Otherwise I can not explain the career crash on the "Nothing" show host.
The nice thing is, I can now admire the zapping through my 1295 American TV channels, the ancestors of these "Nothing" shows. Of course, only for research purposes. I mean, who wants to voluntarily "American Idol" (DSDS - USA) to observe Juror Jennifer Lopez in how she and Steven Tyler of Aerosmith to the new "FuckFrog of the USA "honors. Right. Millions of American teenagers and their mommies want to einzwitschern this nonsense in the thinking marble. No, I'd rather go to the movies and look at the advertising. I especially like the cinema advertising for classical concerts. I love the confused faces of the Europeans, if at the end of the commercials for the NY Philharmonic Orchestra, instead of reading the tour dates, as follows: "Soon, in a cinema near you," Long live the Tele Vision.
