Monday, April 21, 2008

Where To Buy Margaritta Buckets

Driving

The Germans who love their car is, they say. And if you look at the seemingly endless Suggest car wash or wash boxes look, it seems the favorite pastime car wash to be. Only too bad that a more and more license holders a spoil the fun of driving. Use the gas prices I would rather see the broad cloak of silence before anyone else falls into depression. Today I had time again for a specialist before me. Take in the Stuttgart Heilbronner Straße from Zuffenhausen coming in towards the center and finds himself after the exit of the B10/B27 on a three-lane road again after about 100m from where the left and middle lane marked towards the center are straight while the right lane in well 300 converted to a (temporary) right without trace. Unfortunately this is about 100m after the junction with an entrance and exit B10/B27 to several shops. And as my special friend was probably her. Now, he ignored the possibility of using the said right lane as Einfädelspur and placed transversely to the track and then into the middle lane to push. Would yes not been so tragic if the front lights would not be standing on red and had blocked the colleague in his red golf the right lane to first. Eingentlich Where are the friends and helpers, even if they are needed? And why I had my camera with me again not to honor these specialists before the Lord with images accordingly? The bad thing is that something is now not unique anymore, but standard practice ... Sad, because what is taught in driving schools anyway? Or driver's licenses are now as green cards giving away in a raffle?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Cocaine Rubbed On Gums

already ripped off?

Yesterday I had discussed with my boss, now make even the home office, I will include in the rest some of the last training could work up times. Well, clear case of thinking. Called five times to any telemarketing company to sell me something. I want your snot does not! Then rang DHL and Hermes, to make any deliveries for one of the tenants. To clock up 19 was then the treasurer of the radio-Mafia at the front door. Whether I would have to sign a TV. No ... Perhaps a radio ... Nope, the only radio that I have is a car radio in my company car and there is the protection money already in the rate with it. If I had a PC. Moment, which has for a PC with the Mafia to do public service? And then I get the GEZtapo a crash course in terms of media. A PC is like a UMTS-capable or FM-enabled mobile phone to the new radio receivers, which are also in use since January 2007 with financial penalty. How cool is that? But the Tata thing that I have access to the Internet is enough ... reminds me of Hitler already almost Enabling Act. Yet another reason to emigrate. However, my curiosity compels me to be the employee of the delegation of public service broadcasters or the license fee officer to ask why your privacy is an Internet-capable PC as a novel radio receiver. , Well, because someone has come in the public service Leichtberieslern the idea is to allow web radio. Hello? It works yet? I also have a super sharp kitchen knife with a 20cm long blade, and good knowledge about where I use this knife anywhere can cause fatal injuries. If I was not then immediately locked up for life? Thank you for this AbGEZocke ... I know where I have to make in the next election my cross!

And by the way, I wonder just how the GEZ then seeking to recover in about three billion Internet users outside Germany, their protection money .... And why the public service programs to include free TV? It is actually the oldest form of pay TV, only the one in Germany does not need a decoder for it.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Brazilian Wax Job Vids

Swedish curtains

few days ago I got a good friend, a nice Power Point presentation sent. In it was an unknown author from a well known furniture kit sales. What have I laughed as the poor guy has suffered from the Saturday excursion to one of these Fialien. Since I happened to need some new furniture, I thought, I do not make that mistake and go back there on Friday morning. Friday Tomorrow 11 clock somewhere in Ludwigsburg I enter Branch 225 of the Swedish global player and it would change my life and my attitude fundamental to this chain.
The bookcase BILLY and two CD racks BENNO were chosen quickly, now it was still a question a clever table for my multi-purpose room to find (bedroom, library and dining room in one). After a dip in the conversion due to reduced range of choice then fell on the bar table Björkudden. Quickly the item numbers, quantities, names, etc. listed below and then one floor in order to look for crockery, cutlery and other small lookout. My good taste in other dishes seem to share, were certainly present instead of the desired four only two plates. Never mind, even the Swedes are service oriented. So fast times to ask one of the yellow / blue-uniformed employees. If one had been there since. In a department the size of half a football field to see not an employee. In the fabric department benachbarteilten I finally found one that was carried away after all to say: "There was bound to be someone ..." Oh no, the U.S. has sought in Iraq, too dangerous poison gas rockets and not want to secure oil resources ... Still, I manage to persuade the employees not to make yourself a picture of the adjacent compartment. He also finds no peers. Another parallel to the second Gulf War ... What do you mean, he asked then. I explain briefly that I want from that dish like four instead of two. He'll have a look, he said, walking away. Wow, would not I expected. Should we perhaps to his customer made? Five minutes later came the nice Miarbeiter and said that none of these dishes were in the camp, but they would next Tuesday or Thursday to come in again. Again extra reverse actions and that only because of two plates? Environmental policy, absolute nonsense ... So I just opted for the second-best solution. Yet quickly packed the new set into the car, plus a chic black table runners and matching sets. And now from the warehouse of the furniture kits. The shelf of my shelves I immediately found, but where is hidden the chic table? Also the electronic search system with touch screen, can not help me. So off to the lifeline the depression-ridden furniture Screwdriver: information. But there has been a small stroke formed by five people. And as it is to stand back. So after ten minutes I notice then that in addition to the employee or an employee is sitting, who has apparently done nothing, so fast times turned to the Lord. But I did not even have the first word spoken, he resent it, "Put on to my colleague." This in a tone that made me seriously consider all the trash him to tilt his feet and go to Mömax ...
It is rare that I will lost my wit, but I was really perplexed. May be that the conversion of the staff of the Swedish great puzzle suppliers is highly charged, but the customer should be getting any of it. So back in my stroke and found that they do not now have become significantly shorter. So emußte forth a plan B ... I wanted to contact me later to an employee in the furniture department one floor, that would certainly be faster. This meant that time would just be on the road by about two-thirds of the store against the current. Fortunately today was not Saturday ... In the furniture department, I found a blow against the information and consisted only of a couple. Lucky day? No way ... The couple had hardly been cleared, meaning the furniture retail shop assistant they would be right back. Which brings me to remark, he caused that I wait here already is accustomed. The time I then bridged with a creative embellishment my reminder. What I did not know the lady disappeared, to help another couple with the purchase of office furniture. Really did not last long, only about 15 more minutes. Then finally I got rid of my concern that I would just like to buy the bar and not the table Björkudden with the article number 900.875.41 you. You typed something into her computer and says that the hot bar and would not Björkudden BJÖRN. Without words ... Three minutes later I got an expression that I should pay at the cashier and the bar would then get the goods in issue. So back down to my car and headed towards the cash register. Then I remembered that I wanted to buy for my past, silver BILLY-shelf two additional shelves. Well, I found the touch screen system, the soils, but only in white, birch or beech. If it had been at least silver poplar ... On the shelf, I found only beech, glass or white. I take just glass shelves, they look rather cool. But now to checkout. There, the usual wait ... So after about 20 minutes I can finally get rid of my € 287. All packed into the car and down to goods issue. There, a real surprise: my Björkudden waiting for a car to me. I expect only the pure wait time, it cost me Björkudden measly 75 minutes and a lot of nerves. So fast you will not be able to tell me: Now all idiots Easy!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

What Shoes To Wear With Tiered Chiffon Dress

The hibernation is over

So, I really thought after the completion of the project in Asia that this first blog will also be on ice. Well, think again, there were some readers of this blog, sehnsüchstigst waiting for a sequel. So the creative pause is over.
Like I said, the Asia project officially since my return from Malaysia to the end for me. I thought at least. But as so often it is different than you thought. So I'm sitting in front two weeks at my unsuspecting customers and ponder over the serious decision, what could I do for lunch in the cafeteria to take me when my mobile phone companies using the ring tone tells me that it is not the caller knows. From the displayed number, it is a colleague from Ratingen. So just assumed range. After the usual pleasantries me the real question then hit like a bolt from the blue. If I could say what the fate of the missing acceptance reports from Malaysia. Quick thought ... Hmm, I was at the site in Shah Alam had sent every 31 minutes as usual in the original to a certain colleagues in Ratingen. "Yes, at what location's it going? In Malaysia's two of them. "I asked back then. I know, rude, a question must be answered with another question, but since since my return from Malaysia almost 6 months had passed, I had to scrape and only have time for my lame memory." How two locations? No idea, I know nothing of two locations. . I have to clarify.. Hit and sunk It's nice when you can count on some things just call an hour later the same fellow yet again: "It's about TPG (Telok Panglima Garang also known as) Bingo. I'm off the hook that was the site of colleagues. "Ask the fellow who was once on the ground, I do not know what since this en détail has made. "And it came back a rest. ... For the time being was
Two days later I then mail to a colleague who asked with a CC to half the project prominence to the bottom of a technical network unavailability of a printer. A short crash course for the slanted lay ... If a network printer physically for whatever reason do not even exist, then run a ping (which is kind request for a network-technical signs of life) to Nirvana. Windoze then says destination host unreachable. Logically, it is like putting a letter sent to a postal address unknown, who will come back. Now I had a problem. But in contrast to the SPD, I preferred the truth. Well, I during the had applied project with my directness so many colleagues against me, I tried it this time with a modified strategy ...

Hi,

's really funny, an Alzheimer patient to ask what should have been in almost 6 months before Shah Alam)

The HP Color LaserJet 3800n Printer (also known as xxxxxxxP-00001) I was not notified of the reasons until my fifth departure from Malaysia November 2007 delivered NOT , so that the printer will not be rolled out and recorded in a log-Acceptance. Whether this printer was ever delivered and / or installed to cut off to my knowledge. According to the project manager, the printer should be supplied at a later date and installed. The xxxxxxxP-00011 HP CLJ 3800n is not but a HP LJ 4250DTN (at least he was during the rollout).

And to this day, no one has complained and I have even received an invitation to the final event in Neuss, I'm probably stepping on anyone's toes. Shit, if that comes out, then my reputation in the bucket ...